Friday, February 1, 2008

Church Bulletin Bloopers

Here are some great church bulletin bloopers.

-The ladies of the of the church have cast off clothing of every kind, and they can be seen in the church basement Friday afternoon.

-For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

-The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth into Joy."

-Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

-During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hear a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.

-Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.

-Don't let worry kill you off..let the church help.

Found these and thought people would enjoy them.

Shane

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